Thursday, July 23, 2009

Oru Police Story

Bangalore jeevikkuna malayali vidyarthikalude main prasannangalil onnu aviduthe traffic police aanu. Kerala registration ulla vandikal ethelum, ethu blockinullil aanelum thiranju kandu pidichu Karnataka road tax adchittundoo ennu parishodikkal avarude sthiram vinodangalil onnanu. Kashthakalathinu adachillel vennu fine 1000 1500 enna mattil.Nattilulla bike podi pidichu kidakkumbol Bangalore pinneyum oru bike vangan oru mathiripetta malyali vidhyarthikal onnum minakkedarumilla. Nattil ninnu verunna luxury busil pothinju keytti vidukyanu pathivu. Bike Bangalore ethiyal aanu pinne adutha circus. Traffic policukarante kannu vettichu blockilum mattum, mattu vandikalude maravil nirthan padikkuka, Number plate kanatha reethiyil handle oru vashathekku thirichu nirthuka, Traffic signalukalil aadyam chennu pedathe shreddikkuka. Ithokkyanu minimum qualifications. Aadyathe fine kittumbol thenne evidunnelum kadam vangi 3500 roopayum fineum adachu bike release cheyyum. Ithanu mikkavarum aalukalude pathivu. Ente koode thamsikkunna mikkavarum perum vidyarthikal aaythu kondu , ithokke thenne aayirnnu nhangaludeyum sthithy.

Oru divasam nhanum Kottaythukaran Achayan Gijoyum kodde ravile BEL junctionil thamsikkunna suhurthine kananirangi….. avide poyii avan vangi vecha Bacardi theerkkanulla amithaveshathal athyavsyam nalla speedil aanu yathra. Sadarana gathiyil vazhiyil police dress kandal athinte ethir vashathoode oodichu rakshapedarulla nhangal , mathikkara junctionil ethy vandi onnu slow akkiyappol munnil police. “ number plateilokkonnu nokky…… Vishannu nadakkunna puli iraye kandapole onnu amarthy chirichu, vandy side aakan paranju… masavsanam aaythu kondu ente pocketil ullathu 50 roopa. Bar business nadathunna pithasree ullathu kondavum avante pocketil 500. Ennalum fine adaykkanulla 1000 kayyil illa…….. appolekkum ayal chodyangal thudangi….. RC book, Tax receipt, Insurance , smoke test…. Nammude nattil inganyulla police venam ennu thonny pokunna reethiyil ulla chodyam cheyyalukal. Avsanam oru karyathil oru theerumanamayii………… ivan nhangaleyum konde poku …….

Ithellam nadannu kondirikkumboo…. Gijo enne nokky … "namukku commissioner uncleine onnu vilichaloo” ……… avante sthiram numberukalil onnanu ennu manssilakki nhan munnum pinnum aalochikkathe yes paranju……….. appo verunnu randamathe chodyam…. “Do you have Anil’s number” ethu anil ennu chodikkan thonniyelum sandarbochithmayi nhan no paranju…. Policukarante mugathu nokkiyappol …. Ithilum velliya number adichanu nhan police aaye ennoru bhavam………… aa number elkkathe kondavum avan vegam avante money purse thurannu athile address book nokki oru number kandu pidichu ente phoneum vangi vilikkan thudangi….” Hello Anil…… we have a problem … . we are in mathikkara Junction… this police gentle man………………” avante phoneil koody ulla serious samsaram kettu athu number allanu thonnuka mathramalla, enikku avanodu bahumanam thonny thudangi………. Policeukarante mugathu nokkiyappol…. Lavan puliyanu ennu ayalkkum thonny thudangiythayii manssilayi………….10 minutolam ulla samsaram kazhinju avan police karane nerkku phone neety… “His father, Commisioner is in office.. do you want to talk to him…….” Karyangal athra panthiyallnnu policeukaranum thonny thudangi……. policeukarante gouravam vidathe ayal nhangale nokky paranju “ For now, you can go, take this as a warning, after Monday if I see u again…..” thakkethu pole avide nirthy. Policeukaranodu nandi paranju …..phone hold cheythu nilkkunna Anilinodu prethyeka nandiyum paranju avan phone ente kayyil thennu bike start aaki vegam kootukarante veedu lakshymakki vittu.

Bikeinte munnil enne onnu nokkuka polum cheyyathe gamayil, dussasnene konna bheemane pole nhelinjirnnu pokunna vane kandu enkkichiri assoya thonny ennathu sathyam…. Ivan kanunna polalla... velliya pulli aanello………. Ethayalum Anilinte number save cheyyam , ithu pole valla apakdathilum pettal, Gijoyude suhurthanennu paranju rakshapedallo ennokke karuthy nhan dialed number save cheyyan nokkumbol…… dialed numberil nhan avsanam viliche ente kootukarante number mathram. Karyangalude kidappu pidi kittiyathu appolanu…….. avanu oru Anilineyum ariyoola……commisionereyum ariyoola…………… athoru kottayam achayans number mathramyirnnu ennu…………Ennalum aareyum vilikkathe 10 minute phoneiloode samsaricha avante thakarppan abhinayam oru chinna Bhartah award enkkilum nedi kodukkendathayirnnu………:)

15 Comments:

Blogger jasmin° said...

ee kadha eikku ishayi° veruthe manushyane chiripikkaan erangikolum...ho°
kottayamkarante budhi kollaam.......:) kadhayum kollaam° Keep it up......sho°

7:47 PM  
Blogger Sileesh said...

heheheh..josachan paranja pole ee kottayathukaare kondu thottu..iniyum ingane kadakal ezhuthanum kottayathukare kondu bikel povanum daivam anugrahikkatte ennu asamsikkunnu...

8:00 PM  
Blogger Sunish Menon said...

Ayaalkku Commissionorodu samsaarikkanam ennu paranjirunnel ningal randuperkkum appo thanne Bharath award kittiyene.

1:32 PM  
Blogger Laiju Muduvana said...

Jasmin chechikkum, sileeshettanum pinne sunishettanum Nandi.........:)

Sunishe...

eppo adi kittennu chodichal mathy......... thumps upinte okke parsyathil paryunna pole ... try this on your own risk ennu koode cherkkanmayirnnu..........:)

2:54 PM  
Blogger VictorY said...

ha ha.. Gijo achayan kalakki.. paavam policukaaran :D... ee number chennaiyilum chelavavuo entho :D :P

3:07 PM  
Blogger VictorY said...

Kandu padikku laiju chetta.. laiju chettanaanel sastangam policukarante kalil chaadi veenu kanum :D !!

3:07 PM  
Blogger Laiju Muduvana said...

vicruu...
Policeukarante kalanoo kayyanoo pidikkende enna confusionilayirnnu nhan.......:P

3:59 PM  
Blogger K.P.S.(കെ.പി.സുകുമാരന്‍) said...

ithentha laiju malayalathil ezhuthiyittu pinneyum manglishil ezhuthunnathu? malayalathil thanne ezhuthikkoode?

sasneham,

9:23 PM  
Blogger Laiju Muduvana said...

Malayalthil ezhuthan pala vazhikalilum shremichu ....... aksharthettukalude aadikyam kondu malayala bhashye vikrthmakkane upakarichullu... onnu cheythu thennathu keerthimudrakal.blogspot.com ezhuthunna maloos aanu...........:)

9:28 PM  
Blogger jazz said...

ha ha ha.. athanu kottyathu karude putthi...

ithrem comment e ezhuthaan pattu..
marketing nannayi nadakkunnundu..
ivide comment ezhuthiya ellarum shalyam sahikkaan vayyanjittu commentiyavar aano???

9:31 PM  
Blogger Laiju Muduvana said...

sadya kazhikkan nattukare Kshenikkuka ella nattilum pathivanu......... sadya undathinu shesham athu moshanoo nallathanoo ennu ariyichu pokunnathu oru maryada alle jasmine madam...........:)

1:18 PM  
Blogger Sileesh said...

hahahah..athu kalakki...njanum ingane oru marketingil veenu poyatha ennu parayathey vayya...:)

2:20 PM  
Blogger Megha said...

samsarichondirikumbol fone adichirunengillooo... hahaha ...parayanda pinne achayanum kaanilla anilum kaanillaa...

enthayalum kadha kalaki :)

3:09 PM  
Blogger Ahad said...

gr8...ee kadha policukar vaayikathirikatte enna prathanayode......

4:49 PM  
Blogger Laiju Muduvana said...

@Megha....
adichirunnel oru 3000 fine adikkamayirnnu.......... :)

@ahad..

Vayichal adutha thavana ee number edukkunnavante kashtakalam!!!

10:32 PM  

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